I was flipping through my copy of The Gospel According to Saint Pierre, which is a book of Pierre Trudeau quotes, and found this one:
Heckler in crowd: Why do you not go to Hollywood?
Pierre Trudeau: Well, I will go to Hollywood, and I will bring you along. And you will enjoy yourself.
I laughed for like, ten minutes straight. The only way his response could’ve been more perfect if it had ended with, “SO THERE.”
Best Prime Minister EVER.