I have been prepping ever since I saw Night of the Living Dead. My zombie plan involves buying an RV and going as rural as I can get. After stocking up on canned goods and water and gas and mixed CDs and boardgames and ammo and such (it will be an insanely big RV!), I’ll drive a dirt road out to an incredibly secluded and yet scenic destination (a farmhouse or a cabin in the mountains or a cottage by a lake, etc) and fortify the hell out of it! I will wait out the zombie invasion while enjoying a beautiful view. I’ll live off the land. Assuming mankind cannot overcome the zombies, I’ll definitely not stay in one place too long. When my zombie sense starts tingling, I will flee in my RV. It will be like a perpetual road trip of survival! And my theme song will be the theme song from The Littlest Hobo, which I assume will help my morale because it’s so darn peppy.
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publication date
Monday October 15th, 2007 @ 2:45am
169 words, 10 sentencesmeta stuff
categories: zombies
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I LOVE the new look! I think I forgot to tell you that I spent almost an hour a few weeks ago on your flickr site and Wow! Impressive. Your photos are very editorial, very edgy. I like them!
! Thank you x 2!! That means a lot, Danette!
has anyone ever told you that your plans are supremely flawed?
Does this mean you and Tristian are not joining me in my RV escape? I made an addition for you. You had your own room and pool and everything. :((
Besides, what’s YOUR zombie plan?
my zombie plan is to chop up all the zombies, yeah.
NOW THAT I AM INVITED THOUGH I THINK THAT YOUR PLAN IS MAGNIFICANT
I THOUGHT YOU WOULD!
Well… chopping up zombies is a pretty good plan, I’ll admit. BUT IT’S NEEDLESSLY EXHAUSTING WHEN YOU CAN BE CHILLING IN AN RV, RUNNING THEM OVER INSTEAD. I will let you run them over! I’m going to install zombie-crushers on the grill. Maybe some button operated weapons too. It’ll be AWESOME.
you’d let me drive? for reals? well, obviously you haven’t talked this over with tristan, and in her absence of opinion i accept wholeheartedly. bring on the zombie plague!
… Are your driving abilities going to be a deal breaker for Tristian? BECAUSE I WANT HER TO COME ON OUR ROAD TRIP OF SURVIVAL. If it IS a deal breaker, you can only drive when she is sleeping.
WHAT TRISTAN DOESN’T KNOW SHE’S HAPPY NOT KNOWING, ALRIGHT. JUST GET HER ON THE RV AND THEN WE’LL DEAL WITH THE FREAK OUT.
NORMALLY I WOULD REFUSE THIS PLAN OF ACTION BUT SINCE THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPISE IS A TIME TO ACT, I WILL GO ALONG WITH YOU JUST THIS ONCE.