Oh my GOD, Archie comics.
I always thought Jughead was kinda good looking in a girl-hating, big-nosed kind of way and when he got that pin that made him like girls and gave him a chin cleft?
Maybe I even thought he was sexy when that happened.
WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU, FORSYTHE?!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And when did GREASERS take over Riverdale High?!
I mean, Archie was always ugly–but REGGIE?! Not Reggie! Reggie puts the R in Riverdale!!!
The line, it is crossed.