cute but deadly

courtneypersonal, some girls are (your mom)

Today is Family Day in Ontario. Happy Family Day!

To celebrate, I watched an episode of A&E’s Intervention and bawled my eyes out.

So I thought I had Your Mom’s title picked out but now I’m not so sure. It doesn’t really matter anyway, as I’m basically titling for my own personal satisfaction at this point. Actually, wait. I take it back. My personal satisfaction matters greatly! It matters most of all.

Anyway, the Potential Title to Be is one word for many things, which may complicate it and make it impossible to use, so there you have it. It is another name for a boiling pot. It is the name of a song by a disbanded rocker grrl group (from the 90’s!). It is the name of a band I’ve never heard of. And–according to wikipedia–it is slang for vagina in Britain. If you can tell me what the word is based on those clues, I will be verily impressed.

Unless you are Lori because then you already know what the Potential Title to Be is.

Because I told you.

And that reminds me:

BEWARE OF BLUE-RINGED OCTOPODES! THEY MAY BE CUTE, BUT THEY CAN KILL YOU 26 TIMES OVER!

26 TIMES OVER.

And now you know.