“I mean, no one wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli, but I did and I’m ashamed of myself. The first can doesn’t count, but then you get to the second, and then the third–the fourth and fifth I think I burned with the blow torch and then I just kept eating.”
- Ricky, Trailer Park Boys

Up the number and replace ‘ravioli’ with ‘cupcakes and pepperoni’ and you basically have my evening.