Your Mom v. 2.0 wordcount:
I wrote 6,000 of those words (about 20 some pages), yesterday. I have to edit them all today and I will probably lose words in the editing but this is okay. I’m pretty sure that right thar is a new personal record and it feels GREAT. I even managed to write all those words and be in bed by 6:30 am, which is also a personal record for me! So I did some awesome time management there too.
If you can’t already tell, I might even be a touch self-satisfied about this.[massively self-satisfied]
Especially since March pretty much consisted of me opening my word document and dissolving into tears and then being like, “I CAN FIX THIS! IT’S STILL GOOD!” and then changing maybe a sentence and pretending that I had done a lot of work for the day so I didn’t fling myself off of stuff. I forgot how good it feels to be ‘on’ when you’re writing.
And I really had no concept of how off I was.
I LOVE WRITING, YOU GUYS.[love]
1. Pick up the nearest book.
2. Open to page 123.
3. Find the fifth sentence.
4. Post the next three sentences.
5. Tag five people
Rule five included something about commenting on blogs but I took it out because I got tagged twice and I am easily confused and then also because I decided I wanted to encourage lazy people like me to participate in this meme because I am an internet pioneer like that. Anyway, the closest book to me was Laugh Comics Digest No. 81 from The Archie Digest Library (what?), so here you are:
page 123, panel whatever.
“WHOOPS! HOLD IT FROSH!”
“YIPE! DON’T LET GO OF THAT THING!!”
Oh, Archie. I tag everyone.
And now I have to go edit, you crazy cats. Don’t do drugs and stay in school, etcetera.