Today I was drinking some water and a BUG FLEW IN MY MOUTH. The bottle hadn’t reached my mouth quite yet, like it was just about there, and the bug saw its opportunity, I guess, and beelined for MY MOUTH so what happened was the water AND the bug WENT IN MY MOUTH!!! So I did what any reasonable person would do. I spit the water everywhere. But it was a lot of water, so maybe ‘spit’ isn’t the right word. I EXPLODED water everywhere. Except I wasn’t really thinking at the time so I got the water all over my pants and then when I realized this, I was like ACK NO REDIRECT mid-spit and the rest of it ended up all over the backseat of the moving car I was in at the time.
Yep.
So I have decided I am not going to drink anything when I do my copyedits.
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publication date
Monday May 12th, 2008 @ 3:16am
153 words, 11 sentencesmeta stuff
categories: personal
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HA! LOL! and EEW!!
Now I have ‘There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly’ stuck in my head, as performed by the Muppets who had an exploding lady. (Am glad you did not explode, my c-p)
Seriously. Someone get this chick a sitcom!
Pronto!
I would totally DVR it. Haircuts, volcanoes, zombies, bugs flying in mouth.
There’s something for everyone.
bugs can be a valuable source of protein, y’know
Danette: EXACTLY.
Briony: Heh, if it’s still stuck in your head, I apolgoize!
TKT: I AGREE. Especially because it would make these experiences worthwhile. If I’m not getting a TV show out of a bug flying in my mouth, that’s a crime.
Kelvin: SO CAN BANANAS.
bananas aren’t crunchy. and don’t stick in your teeth like bugslegs do either. shame, really.
… not by my definition of ‘shame’ !