how to be an empowered stalkee

So I am responsible for two of my friends reading Twilight and I feel pretty accomplished about this. I could be wrong, but I think that book is one of the most underappreciated and overlooked of its time. If you don’t follow my twitter, you missed my Twilight Tweetcapade and it was EPIC. I’m tempted to reproduce it here so I might remember it always and also to see if I can get more of my friends to read the book because if I don’t–well. I don’t want to say the book’s success hinges on me or anything, but I THINK WE KNOW THAT’S THE TRUTH.

For the most part, I had a really fun time with the sparkly vampires of Forks (you should read these books! Don’t be a hold-out cause they’re popular, yo!), but can I just say that Edward’s sleep-stalking creeped me out? Guess I’m unromantic. And then I read on Stephenie Meyer’s website that vampires don’t need to blink and then it creeped me out EVEN MORE because I kept envisioning Edward sleep-stalking Bella over and over again in my head and it looked like this:

Edward: (O_O)
Bella: (-_-) zzZ
Edward: (O_O)
Bella: (-_-) zzZ
Edward: (O_O)
Bella: (-_-) zzZ
Edward: (O_O)
Bella: (-_-) zzZ
Bella: (-_o) *
Edward: (O_O)
Bella: (ó.ò)



This is what it would look like if Edward sleep-stalked me, just so you all know:

Edward: (O_O)
Courtney: (-_-) zzZ
Edward: (O_O)
Courtney: (-_-) zzZ
Edward: (O_O)
Courtney: (-_-) zzZ
Edward: (O_O)
Courtney: (-_-) zzZ
Courtney: (-_o) *
Edward: (O_O)
Courtney: (ó.ò)
Courtney: (ò.ó)
Courtney: (9ò_ó)=@
*punch!*
Edward: (;_;) *sob*
Edward: [gone] Courtney: (-_-) zzZ



Then we would lay out some boundaries and have an otherwise healthy relationship, I think, because I probably couldn’t resist a vampire who looked like ~*RPATTZ*~, let’s face it. Truefax: I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE MOVIE. Like I might be thinking about it more than once a day since I finished the first book. I think I have a problem, you guys.

I don’t know how to end this blog entry.

DON’T LOOK BEHIND YOU!


(O_O)



PS: Time Lord/Time Management Ninja, Daisy Whitney featured the Cracked Up to Be trailer on TVWeek.com! Yay! Check it out and chime in with your favourite book trailers!