the last lazy galley giveaway

HEY GUYS. I am giving away a galley of Cracked Up to Be again! This will be The Last Galley Giveaway and then there will only be unadvanced corrected proofs (with new covers!) of the book out there for you to enjoy. But those won’t be out for a few months so if you don’t want to wait, you should get on this!

Unless you’re my brotha from anotha motha, because then you already got on it and you won.

Anyway. You know how I said my next giveaway would be more involved? I changed my mind because it’s Sunday afternoon and I haven’t even gotten out of bed yet and I’m feeling pretty lazy.

So welcome to THE LAST LAZY GALLEY GIVEAWAY. Here’s how it’s going to work:

If you would like to be entered in a drawing to win one (1) advance uncorrected old covered copy of Cracked Up to Be, all you have to do is comment on this entry with your favourite emoticon.

You’ve got until October 12th. I will use a random number generator to pick the winner. Winner will be announced on October 13th. The winner will have 24 hours to give me the info I need to ship the book to them and if I don’t get it, I’ll be drawing again.

See how I mixed it up there? I’m not asking for yo, I’m asking for emoticons. Just give me a :( or a :) or a >:O or even a (O_O) and you’re entered for a chance to win my book. No emoticon, no entry.

RULE:
I have one rule. It is a very simple rule. If you want to enter, you must comment at my website. If you read this via a feed that enables comments, that is not my website. Sorry, but it’s not a lazy contest for me if I have to work to put all the entrants together.

So go forth and enter. To make this even less work for all involved, here is Wikipedia’s list of common emoticons. My secret wish is to see a variety.

Okay, I’m going back to bed now. Oh wait. I’M ALREADY THERE. YES.

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  1. 1 year, 9 months ago

    Ahem:

    ((O-O))

    John Lennon smiley!

  2. 1 year, 9 months ago

    ;-P or maybe =:o or ^..^

    I have trouble making up my mind.

  3. 1 year, 9 months ago

    >.<

    How about that one? =)

  4. HB
    1 year, 9 months ago

    8-) |-) 8-) |-) 8-)

    Doe-eyed rapid blinking to convince a guy to do something for you.

  5. 1 year, 9 months ago

    XD

  6. 1 year, 9 months ago

    >|<
    o O O O OOOO I want this book :-p

  7. 1 year, 9 months ago

    Ok, it messed up my icon, but visualize a person squinting eyes shut in excitement and saying “OOOOOO”

  8. 1 year, 9 months ago

    *(O_O)*–@(o-O)

    That’s Edward punching cousin Edwin OUT.

  9. 1 year, 9 months ago

    >:(

    but not at you, of course.

  10. 1 year, 9 months ago

    The one I use the most is :0)

    But I’m now in love w/ the Edward/Bella series you showed.

    I also kind of like (\_/) from the Wiki link, which means evil or furious, but looks like a bunny, so I think it’s an evil bunny!

    This was me for the last almost 2 years (@_@) and also (o_#)

    There are so many to choose from, so many to like, and a couple that don’t make sense!

    If I have to pick one favorite emoticon today, I will pick …

    Devil Bunny! (\_/)

    Stephanie

  11. 1 year, 9 months ago

    :)
    See how uncreative I am ;)

  12. 1 year, 9 months ago

    This one is pretty cool, but I don’t actually know what it means:

    !_!

    I guess it’s a person with long eyebrows?

  13. 1 year, 9 months ago

    I like the list!

    \(^o^)/

  14. CC
    1 year, 9 months ago

    I’m uncreative too… :D

  15. Lis
    1 year, 9 months ago

    silly clown smiley

    :o)

  16. A.
    1 year, 9 months ago

    ME ME ME ME ME ME ME PICK ME OMG. Ahem. Okay, emoticon:

    (9ò_ó)=@

    You punching Edward, of course.

  17. CT
    1 year, 9 months ago

    I’ve always favored the big smile:

    :-D

  18. 1 year, 9 months ago

    O_O + *-_-* = *O_O*

    Ed + Bells = Renesee

    weak, I know.

  19. 1 year, 9 months ago

    \m/[(>.<)]\m/ (I’ll just be here rocking out until you make me the winner.)

  20. 1 year, 9 months ago

    OK, you have to remember that I am OLD and when I learned how to use a computer there was not only no emoticons but there wasn’t even INSTANT MESSENGER in which to use them. (Uh, there probably was. But I didn’t know about it, so we’re going to pretend there wasn’t.)

    So my favorite is the one that I can get right +/- 70% of the time that I try to type it. No shift key required. No fancy combinations.

    ;)

    Also I like winking at people. WHO KNOWS WHAT MY INTENTION MAY BE.

  21. 1 year, 9 months ago

    I hadn’t seen the zombie attack one before, but I like it!

    f(O_o)f

  22. 1 year, 9 months ago

    ;)

    Feeling very lazy myself, so that’s all I can muster.

  23. ula
    1 year, 9 months ago

    ugh! It didn’t do it! don’t approve that one! ok, so he didn’t work, I’ll settle for my next favorite, cotton candy hands! Q(^.^Q)

  24. 1 year, 9 months ago

    The only emoticon I ever use is :) so I guess that makes it my fav.

    Is Conky going to pick the winner again? Just wondering cuz I really think he has something against me…

  25. 1 year, 9 months ago

    ____/\___\o/___

    Technically its an emoticon..and a scene from a popular 70s movie.

    (_E=Mc2_)

    I am a smartarse after all :D

  26. Min
    1 year, 9 months ago

    I definitely use :-) the most.

    But from the list you linked to, I really like this one: ¯\(©¿©)/¯ (shrug)

  27. 1 year, 9 months ago

    I do this a lot (\_/);

    It looks better on other fonts, but that semi colon is supposed to be sweat drops flying off my furious face. Like anime!

  28. 1 year, 9 months ago

    My favorite emoticon of all time? (mo) Because it always means good time are ahead!!

    Oh, but wait, that’s not really an emoticon except in our heads so here’s my favorite one off of that list: d-_-b (listening to music)

    PS: I am not actually entering the contest since I’ve already been hooked up, but I couldn’t resist throwing an emoticon or two down.

  29. 1 year, 9 months ago

    My God, I had no idea there were so many emoticons

  30. 1 year, 9 months ago

    (@_@) “addled and bemused”!

    Ah, yes, so true. :)

  31. 1 year, 9 months ago

    <3

  32. 1 year, 9 months ago

    i have to go with (o_O) because being a bit dopey and confused is pretty much my state of existence!

  33. 1 year, 9 months ago

    This is definitely my favorite emoticon. It’s a series. A triptych! Because that’s artsy. Or something. :) Anyway, look!

    Ahem.

    (\O.O/) This movie is so scary!
    /).(\ It’s too scary! I can’t look!
    …/).o/) Well… maybe just one peek… AHHHHHH!

  34. 1 year, 9 months ago

    o_O

    thinking of you all bug eyed always makes me laugh.

  35. 1 year, 9 months ago

    Nothing tricky here. Just ;-0

  36. 1 year, 9 months ago

    I always had a soft spot for the kirby dance, although I never played kirby. Does that make me a hypocrite? Oh well, in this case I’ll just dance…

    <(‘.”.’)>

    In all seriousness though, the rose is my favorite one but I didn’t see it on that list.

    @—>—>–

  37. Cas
    1 year, 9 months ago

    (ó.ô)

    Pretty much my default expression at work right now, usually followed by me saying “you want to publish that book where again?.

  38. 1 year, 9 months ago

    I’ve always liked the cheerleader one!

    *\O/*

  39. 1 year, 9 months ago

    I can’t use my favorite emoticon because all the fine women here would kick my ass. (O_O)

    I will however, drag the discussion into juvenile depths. This is the second most recent one I have used, and I am becoming found of it:

    ..!..

  40. 1 year, 9 months ago

    Dude, there are like 3 million entries. But fie (haha, almost as good as fisticuffs in terms of much underused words) I will still enter.

    (((O))) (((O)))
    _

    That is you hypnotised into drawing my name from the “hat”.

    Mwahahahahaaaaaa
    xxx

  41. 1 year, 9 months ago

    oops the mouth went all lopsided.

    (((O)))_(((O)))

    is how it was *supposed* to look lol

  42. 1 year, 9 months ago

    I like this guy:

    o_O

    or maybe a zombie cheerleader:

    *\o_O/*

  43. 1 year, 9 months ago

    @(-_-)@ A Princess Leia for you. Now GIMME BOOK!

  44. 1 year, 9 months ago

    :] is how this post makes me feel. If i win, then I’ll be happily :O!

  45. 1 year, 9 months ago

    I’m a nerd :B and proud.

  46. 1 year, 9 months ago

    S)

    I never would’ve guessed this is rolling eyes.
    Now, will I EVER remember to use it?

    FUN CONTEST!
    -N

  47. 1 year, 9 months ago

    I saw Cracked Up To Be on a list of debut novels (under Canada) in the latest Library Journal. For Canadian authors, it was just you and one other person!

  48. 1 year, 9 months ago

    Michelle, I saw that! CANADA REPRESENT! Hee.

  49. TKT
    1 year, 9 months ago

    Hey! I’m the brotha from anotha motha!

    v[-][-]v
    \ __ /

    I think this is a robot raising the roof. If it’s crappy, that’s cool. I’m not qualified to win anyway.

    BTW – Whoever wins is a lucky duck. CUTB is literary gold! Even without the zombies!!!

    (oooh….did I give too much away? er…spoilers?)

    - TKT

  50. 1 year, 9 months ago

    I’m all about the boys with lopsided smiles.

    :7

  51. 1 year, 9 months ago

    (???;)
    pretending not to notice how excited I am

  52. 1 year, 9 months ago

    I love to tease, so my favourite is :-P

    Now give me my book!

  53. 1 year, 9 months ago

    i want i want i want!

    *makes grabby hands*

    here’s a favorite of mine …

    =p~

    cause i like to eat and
    i love posting food fotos! hee!

    happy weekend!

  54. 1 year, 9 months ago

    Just saw this on the BB’s, yay!

    :P

  55. 1 year, 9 months ago

    Am I too late??????? :( :( :(

  56. 1 year, 9 months ago

    This doesn’t count as an entry since I already own, read, and love CUTB. I just wanted to let you know that I posted about the giveaway at the readergirlz forum in an effort to get CUTB even more readers.

  57. 1 year, 9 months ago

    Thanks for the emoticon link!

    Since we just came back from living in Italy for 5 years, I’ll have to go with :E, the “Flying Spaghetti” one. Never heard of that one before!

    Thanks for the contest, Courtney!

  58. 1 year, 9 months ago

    @>—8—8–

    Here’s a rose for you!!! Because I’m HOPING to win! ><|8-D 8-(~

    Tee hee!

  59. 1 year, 9 months ago

    Little Willow: It is much much appreciated. Me and my Popple Legion are totally THANKING YOU! All in caps!!

    Everyone else, thank you for entering!!

  60. 1 year, 9 months ago

    Me please? This would be me if I won: \(^o^)/

  61. 1 year, 9 months ago

    The contest endeth! Thanks everyone!!

  62. 1 year, 9 months ago

    Recently I’m a big fan of:

    :-/