HEY GUYS. I am giving away a galley of Cracked Up to Be again! This will be The Last Galley Giveaway and then there will only be unadvanced corrected proofs (with new covers!) of the book out there for you to enjoy. But those won’t be out for a few months so if you don’t want to wait, you should get on this!
Unless you’re my brotha from anotha motha, because then you already got on it and you won.
Anyway. You know how I said my next giveaway would be more involved? I changed my mind because it’s Sunday afternoon and I haven’t even gotten out of bed yet and I’m feeling pretty lazy.
So welcome to THE LAST LAZY GALLEY GIVEAWAY. Here’s how it’s going to work:
If you would like to be entered in a drawing to win one (1) advance uncorrected old covered copy of Cracked Up to Be, all you have to do is comment on this entry with your favourite emoticon.
You’ve got until October 12th. I will use a random number generator to pick the winner. Winner will be announced on October 13th. The winner will have 24 hours to give me the info I need to ship the book to them and if I don’t get it, I’ll be drawing again.
See how I mixed it up there? I’m not asking for yo, I’m asking for emoticons. Just give me a :( or a :) or a >:O or even a (O_O) and you’re entered for a chance to win my book. No emoticon, no entry.
RULE:
I have one rule. It is a very simple rule. If you want to enter, you must comment at my website. If you read this via a feed that enables comments, that is not my website. Sorry, but it’s not a lazy contest for me if I have to work to put all the entrants together.
So go forth and enter. To make this even less work for all involved, here is Wikipedia’s list of common emoticons. My secret wish is to see a variety.
Okay, I’m going back to bed now. Oh wait. I’M ALREADY THERE. YES.

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Sunday October 5th, 2008 @ 3:53pm
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Ahem:
((O-O))
John Lennon smiley!
;-P or maybe =:o or ^..^
I have trouble making up my mind.
>.<
How about that one? =)
8-) |-) 8-) |-) 8-)
Doe-eyed rapid blinking to convince a guy to do something for you.
XD
>|<
o O O O OOOO I want this book :-p
Ok, it messed up my icon, but visualize a person squinting eyes shut in excitement and saying “OOOOOO”
*(O_O)*–@(o-O)
That’s Edward punching cousin Edwin OUT.
>:(
but not at you, of course.
The one I use the most is :0)
But I’m now in love w/ the Edward/Bella series you showed.
I also kind of like (\_/) from the Wiki link, which means evil or furious, but looks like a bunny, so I think it’s an evil bunny!
This was me for the last almost 2 years (@_@) and also (o_#)
There are so many to choose from, so many to like, and a couple that don’t make sense!
If I have to pick one favorite emoticon today, I will pick …
Devil Bunny! (\_/)
Stephanie
:)
See how uncreative I am ;)
This one is pretty cool, but I don’t actually know what it means:
!_!
I guess it’s a person with long eyebrows?
I like the list!
\(^o^)/
I’m uncreative too… :D
silly clown smiley
:o)
ME ME ME ME ME ME ME PICK ME OMG. Ahem. Okay, emoticon:
(9ò_ó)=@
You punching Edward, of course.
I’ve always favored the big smile:
:-D
O_O + *-_-* = *O_O*
Ed + Bells = Renesee
weak, I know.
\m/[(>.<)]\m/ (I’ll just be here rocking out until you make me the winner.)
OK, you have to remember that I am OLD and when I learned how to use a computer there was not only no emoticons but there wasn’t even INSTANT MESSENGER in which to use them. (Uh, there probably was. But I didn’t know about it, so we’re going to pretend there wasn’t.)
So my favorite is the one that I can get right +/- 70% of the time that I try to type it. No shift key required. No fancy combinations.
;)
Also I like winking at people. WHO KNOWS WHAT MY INTENTION MAY BE.
I hadn’t seen the zombie attack one before, but I like it!
f(O_o)f
;)
Feeling very lazy myself, so that’s all I can muster.
ugh! It didn’t do it! don’t approve that one! ok, so he didn’t work, I’ll settle for my next favorite, cotton candy hands! Q(^.^Q)
The only emoticon I ever use is :) so I guess that makes it my fav.
Is Conky going to pick the winner again? Just wondering cuz I really think he has something against me…
____/\___\o/___
Technically its an emoticon..and a scene from a popular 70s movie.
(_E=Mc2_)
I am a smartarse after all :D
I definitely use :-) the most.
But from the list you linked to, I really like this one: ¯\(©¿©)/¯ (shrug)
I do this a lot (\_/);
It looks better on other fonts, but that semi colon is supposed to be sweat drops flying off my furious face. Like anime!
My favorite emoticon of all time? (mo) Because it always means good time are ahead!!
Oh, but wait, that’s not really an emoticon except in our heads so here’s my favorite one off of that list: d-_-b (listening to music)
PS: I am not actually entering the contest since I’ve already been hooked up, but I couldn’t resist throwing an emoticon or two down.
My God, I had no idea there were so many emoticons
(@_@) “addled and bemused”!
Ah, yes, so true. :)
<3
i have to go with (o_O) because being a bit dopey and confused is pretty much my state of existence!
This is definitely my favorite emoticon. It’s a series. A triptych! Because that’s artsy. Or something. :) Anyway, look!
Ahem.
(\O.O/) This movie is so scary!
/).(\ It’s too scary! I can’t look!
…/).o/) Well… maybe just one peek… AHHHHHH!
o_O
thinking of you all bug eyed always makes me laugh.
Nothing tricky here. Just ;-0
I always had a soft spot for the kirby dance, although I never played kirby. Does that make me a hypocrite? Oh well, in this case I’ll just dance…
<(‘.”.’)>
In all seriousness though, the rose is my favorite one but I didn’t see it on that list.
@—>—>–
(ó.ô)
Pretty much my default expression at work right now, usually followed by me saying “you want to publish that book where again?.
I’ve always liked the cheerleader one!
*\O/*
I can’t use my favorite emoticon because all the fine women here would kick my ass. (O_O)
I will however, drag the discussion into juvenile depths. This is the second most recent one I have used, and I am becoming found of it:
..!..
Dude, there are like 3 million entries. But fie (haha, almost as good as fisticuffs in terms of much underused words) I will still enter.
(((O))) (((O)))
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That is you hypnotised into drawing my name from the “hat”.
Mwahahahahaaaaaa
xxx
oops the mouth went all lopsided.
(((O)))_(((O)))
is how it was *supposed* to look lol
I like this guy:
o_O
or maybe a zombie cheerleader:
*\o_O/*
@(-_-)@ A Princess Leia for you. Now GIMME BOOK!
:] is how this post makes me feel. If i win, then I’ll be happily :O!
I’m a nerd :B and proud.
S)
I never would’ve guessed this is rolling eyes.
Now, will I EVER remember to use it?
FUN CONTEST!
-N
I saw Cracked Up To Be on a list of debut novels (under Canada) in the latest Library Journal. For Canadian authors, it was just you and one other person!
Michelle, I saw that! CANADA REPRESENT! Hee.
Hey! I’m the brotha from anotha motha!
v[-][-]v
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I think this is a robot raising the roof. If it’s crappy, that’s cool. I’m not qualified to win anyway.
BTW – Whoever wins is a lucky duck. CUTB is literary gold! Even without the zombies!!!
(oooh….did I give too much away? er…spoilers?)
- TKT
I’m all about the boys with lopsided smiles.
:7
(???;)
pretending not to notice how excited I am
I love to tease, so my favourite is :-P
Now give me my book!
i want i want i want!
*makes grabby hands*
here’s a favorite of mine …
=p~
cause i like to eat and
i love posting food fotos! hee!
happy weekend!
Just saw this on the BB’s, yay!
:P
Am I too late??????? :( :( :(
This doesn’t count as an entry since I already own, read, and love CUTB. I just wanted to let you know that I posted about the giveaway at the readergirlz forum in an effort to get CUTB even more readers.
Thanks for the emoticon link!
Since we just came back from living in Italy for 5 years, I’ll have to go with :E, the “Flying Spaghetti” one. Never heard of that one before!
Thanks for the contest, Courtney!
@>—8—8–
Here’s a rose for you!!! Because I’m HOPING to win! ><|8-D 8-(~
Tee hee!
Little Willow: It is much much appreciated. Me and my Popple Legion are totally THANKING YOU! All in caps!!
Everyone else, thank you for entering!!
Me please? This would be me if I won: \(^o^)/
The contest endeth! Thanks everyone!!
Recently I’m a big fan of:
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