SO I SAW THE TWILIGHT MOVIE TODAY.
And that is what the rest of this epic blog entry is going to be about. I am only going to give you the opportunity to click away once if you haven’t seen it yet. Here’s yer warning:
And now that’s out of the way, you can’t complain to me if you accidentally scroll down and discover Edward is a vampire.
Oh, snap.
I was supposed to go see Twilight yesterday but it didn’t end up happening but that was okay since we all know the TRUEST Twilight fans actually go the day after the release date, of course. I took my sister as her birthday gift because I like giving people things they don’t want for their birthdays. And since I see a movie–in theatres!–an average of once a year, Twilight required a certain amount of prep. Things I know about movie theatres despite the fact that I barely step foot in them: they are COLD. Too cold!
… So I wore a t-shirt, a sweater and a hoodie, thick socks and uhm, long johns under my pants which I then proceeded to tuck my socks into. Laugh all you want, biatches, but I was very comfortable for the two hours I was stuck in that icebox. Anyway, after I was dressed, the ~*sparkling*~ commenced, and by that I mean my sister brought down some sparkly cosmetics and we rubbed them all over our faces. After my face was good and sparkled, I felt a peculiar sensation.
me: uhm, my skin is burning.
my sister: oh yeah, this sparkle stuff has alcohol in it.
This also makes me a truer Twilight fan than any other fan. Like, I may have come to the Twilight game a little late, but I wore like 70 layers of clothes and burned my face off with sparkles just to see the movie, which puts me way ahead of the rest of the fandom, in my opinion. On the ride down to the theatre I asked if anyone happened to remember Lisa Nowak and me, my mother and my sister had a fantastic, philosophical discussion about the logistics of determined stalking and bathroom breaks. Probably the best way to go about it is to be a vampire. Edward Cullen never has to worry about the later when he’s doing the former.
ANYWAYS. I did not end up getting a cell phone so I could live tweet the experience (thank God), but as I did with the Matthew Good concert back in May, I took a notepad and I pen.
I am such a dork, I know.
The cost of movies and popcorn and soda is ridiculous these days. I didn’t write this down, but it is still true. So anyway, after we got the tickets, the popcorn and the soda, me and my sister sat down and waited for the movie to begin. I made an f-ton of notes during this time because there was nothing else to do. Good God, it was boring.

Pretty sure I sat behind a Twimom. As you can see, I was very excited about Twilight. I wrote WOO TWILIGHT multiple times. My sister only called me a ‘dork’ for it once because after that I wouldn’t let her have the pen. I also wrote me >>> Kristin Stewart, because… well, dudes. To be honest, I went in with the idea that Kristin Stewart was not going to be a great Bella and I am happy to say I left feeling very vindicated.
And I am only happy to say that because I love being right.
Seriously, the movie took FOREVER to start:

I called out the Twimom’s daughter for acting more excited about the movie than me because it was simply not true. I bet she didn’t burn her face off with sparkles and wear 170 layers of clothing for the movie, so quit acting like you seriously care, poser-fan! I also wrote: “If they hold the movie up much longer–sparkly vampire riots.”

I pondered such things as vros with ~*hos*~ while waiting for the movie to start and me and my sister made a bet how many minutes the previews would take from the time the lights went down. I guessed 12 minutes, she guessed 17. She won.

It was 16 minutes. DISGUSTING. But note I am excited about the new Harry Potter movie, even though Steven Kloves wrote the screenplay. Yeah, I said it. Can I just say I’m glad the movie is delayed until next year, though, since I only see movies once a year. I like to think Warner Bros did that for me.
After the lights went down, I could see nothing. From that point on my handwriting got way worse. It was hard to find the paper. I wrote on myself a couple of times.

The movie was underway. I sparkled in the dark and made some general observations:

The guy that played Mike Newton was way cuter (“kinda hawt” even) than the Mike Newton I envisioned in my head, and so I found myself disturbingly attracted to Mike Newton. I know it is probably rich of me to say that Bella should brush her hair every once in a while, considering I have actually tweeted more than once about how I don’t brush my hair and go out in public with unbrushed hair but look. I’m a writer. Bella, you do not have that excuse. You’re new and Edward thinks you smell. Try harder.

I think my ~*RPATTZ*~ WOOO! says it all. Since ~*RPATTZ*~ is my husband, I’ll not talk about how fiercely hot he is because you’ll all just get really jealous of me and how I’m married to him. And yes, The Probst knows about ~*RPATTZ*~ so don’t even try bringing that up. Big Love, bbs, Big Love. Anyway, I thought Alice was super cute and that Jasper wasn’t. By the time the movie was over, I came around and decreed him pretty sexy. Though I still think he could have looked at least 25% less constipated 99% of the time.
In the science lab, look for ~*RPATTZ*~ strategically placed in front of a stuffed owl with outstretched wings. It makes it look like Edward IS AN ANGEL. Oh, symbolism.
(Other things to look for: Stephenie Meyer’s really obvious cameo and the Little Brown link on the Google Book Search page.)

Every time I saw Bella standing next to a car, I assumed it was The Car Scene. You know. The one where Edward stops the car because Bella has a car attracting magnet stuck under her shirt because she totally blew her first impression on Edward by not brushing her hair but since he’s totally into saving chicks who smell, maybe she’d get his attention this way… ANYWAY, I got faked out like SIX TIMES! It took five hundred movie minutes for Bella to almost get killed. In the book, I can count on it happening every other page. And that is just one example in which the book outrocks the movie, btw.
Finally. There was this part, prior to The Car Scene, where Bella slips on the ice and lands on her butt and I was the only one in the theatre who laughed. Really loudly. Kinda embarrassing. Except not really. It was so funny, you guys. SHE FELL!
Bwahahaha.
I was shocked at what happened next. Edward saved Bella from the car and then they went to the hospital. The whole movie I have only had eyes for ~*Edward*~ and then who walks onscreen…?

Carlisle Cullen was a Stone Fox, y’all.

I am pretty sure I wrote this when the audience laughed at something that was funny that I did not find funny at all. Being the Truest Twilight Fan, I was sort of miffed they weren’t taking their cues from me about when to laugh. And left me hanging when Bella fell on her ass. Which was TOTALLY funny. God. This is partly why I rarely go to movies. No one ~gets~ them like I do and then I get frustrated with humanity and want to shake my fist at the world.

I wrote this word multiple times. Catherine Hardwicke totally got that aspect of the books across. Oh, the emo. I don’t think I fully appreciated it before. It must suck being an immortal TEENAGER with a Grandfather mentality. Like. Seriously.
Let’s take a moment to appreciate how tough that kind of existence would be.

I’m forever thankful that Chapter 14 did not get fully translated for the movie, since that was a turning point in my relationship with the book, forever tainting my love for it. The sleepstalking was still ewww, but if I had actually seen Edward rock Bella in a rocking chair and throw her over his shoulder the morning after onscreen, it would have been disturbing on so many levels.
Least of all because there seemed to be like, 9-year-olds in the theatre.

Bella encourages one of her girlfriends to ask a guy out to the prom because her friend is “a strong, independent woman.” I’m gonna hold back here, you guys. But I just want to note that this “strong independent woman” pep talk is coming from the girl who later literally convulses in a hospital bed when Edward suggests it be better if they stay away from each other. Oh, Bella.
PS: When Bella and her friends go and buy prom dresses, the camera angles TOTALLY reminded me of Hardwicke’s earlier film, Thirteen. Very reminiscent. Just thought you all should know.

Edward is SUCH a Dad, you guys. I’d still date him. But… I’d be kinda creeped out the entire time. I’d be like, “Dude, stop being such a Dad.” And then after he did, I’d be like, “Okay, now we can make out.” And then I’d be like, “Remember when you were acting like a Dad?” And he’d be like, “Yeah?” And then I’d be like, “Yeah, it’s ruined it. Get your tongue out of my mouth.”
I LOVED Edward’s constant glowering. It was seriously a thing to behold. When Edward saves Bella from a bunch of thugs who want to do unseemly things to her? HE GLARES THEM INTO SUBMISSION. That’s all it takes. It was amazing. I can’t even do it justice. Edward glared at everything. He glared at everything so much, it scared the hell out of me when he smiled. ~*RPATTZ*~ totally played Edward like a manic depressive virgin who hated himself and it. Was. Perfect.

Seriously. Stone. Fox.
And then came the scene I have been waiting for. The ~*Sparkle*~ Reveal. This scene was a Big Huge Deal to me. You know how much I love ~*sparkles*~. I wrote to Summit Entertainment and told them to use a disco ball as a sparkle reference and if they half-assed it, they’d be hearing from me. They sent back a restraining order.
Jerks.
Anyway, this is all I can say about the sparkles:

SERIOUSLY. THEY HALF-ASSED IT. It was like a mild Max Factor Moment. Edward did not look like a ~*sparkly vampire*~, he looked like he was going out for a night on the town! It looked like he got dipped in a vat of burning sparkle make-up! It was like…
It was like someone made him sparkle with a ~*Home Sparkle Kit*~ that you buy on the As Seen On TV store. :(
I WAS SO DISAPPOINTED.
Although, when he sparkled the second time–laying in the grass with Bella–I swear there was this sparkly musical cue (it sounded like this: ~*SHIMMER SPARKLE SHIMMER*~) that made me and my sister laugh so hard we cried and I appreciated that taking the edge off my MASSIVE DISAPPOINTMENT. And then the Twimom and her daughter were like (O_O) at us. And I was like, God. These poser-fans don’t even know who they are (O_O) at aka me the Truest Fan of them all.
After Edward reveals his Epic Sparkle Fail, he says: “This is the skin of a killer, Bella!” or something like that. I felt this line could have been much improved and made note:

I thought the Meet the Cullens scene was so cute. And Bella riding Edward was ridiculously amazing and made me lulz. What was with the Epic CGI Fail, though? Edward moves fast and yet creates a Slo-Mo Blur?
idk.
The baseball scene was AWESOME! I thought it would be terrible because they were wearing baseball uniforms and when I saw the previews I was like seriously? VAMPIRE BASEBALL UNIFORMS? But it was REALLY COOL. And I loved the song playing when it happened. So if anyone wants to tell me what that song is, I would be okay with that. (It was Muse’s Supermassive Black Hole). And while the Baseball Scene didn’t quite make up for my Sparkle Disappointment (SUCK!), I watched it with a huge grin on my face.
And then James and his Posse showed. Can I just say how confused I am by the random shirtlessness going on with James and his Posse? It’s like Laurent and James had this agreement where they each get to be shirtless in every other scene, but never shirtless in the same scene TOGETHER so their magnificant abs could be appreciated individually or something. Like… the hell?! Did the actors who played these guys have a clause about this in their contracts? “He’s not allowed to out-ab me!”
But I’m cool with built dudes walking around shirtless, so maybe I shouldn’t question it.

The fight scene was awesome. This is my last note. After that I sat in quiet rapture while the movie wound down and made a WTF face at the ending because WTF? The New Moon movie better start with a Bella/Victoria SMACKDOWN at Prom because otherwise what the hell kind of ominous note is that to leave on?
Actually, it would be awesome if the New Moon movie started that way, omg.
Hmmm…
Dear Summit Entertainment…
And then my sister and I fled the theatre and marvelled at the huge line outside waiting for the next showing.
Overall: the book >>>>> the movie.
Also, I have succumbed to the Twilight Franchise if you can believe that hasn’t happened yet! New Moon is in the mail and I’m PSYCHED to read it.

(I am probably going to post that everywhere from now on, just FYI.)

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I would have totally had your back. People falling down is pretty much the number one way to guarantee a laugh from me. (Have you seen The Royal Tennenbaums? It’s one of my all-time favorite movies and there is a scene near the end… just thinking about it makes me hurt a little because it is SO FUNNY.)
F-T-W!!! Ahahahahaha!! But btw, S says it’s not movie theatres that are cold…IT IS CANADA. Come south of the border, Yo.
And OMG ~*CARLISLE*~ <3~c’thunk~<3~c’thunk~<3 I think mebbe even S has a little guy-crush on him…but he would prolly DIE and melt into a puddle of sparkles if I told you that, so…pretend like I didn’t, K.
My audience (and I) LOLed every time Jasper came on, because he always looked so ~terrified~ IT WAS HYSTERICAL!! Also, I SAW the Little, Brown search listing! AND the cameo. That makes me special! I WIN A RIDICULOUSLY LUXURIOUS CAR!!!
Your sistah sure does like to BURN you, doesn’t she..?
This is a fun post.
I wore sparkles today too, but for the North Pole, not for Edward.
Entry = SPARKLE GOLD!
My mission for tomorrow is to use the term ‘EPIC SPARKLE FAIL’ in conversation tomorrow.
Seriously Courtney, how do you just keep getting funnier?!?
Twilight doesn’t come out til 19th Dec over here so I will have to keep waiting.
Emo.
xx
Why can’t all reviews be epic like yours? I bet this morning, that Twimom is going to be looking up reviews to confirm her appreciation of the movie, and she’ll find yours and recognize the times you laughed…and she glared at you…and then she’ll realize that OMG, she glared at RPATTZ’s wife and be seeking you out at other movies so she can apologize and you can introduce her to Carlisle but you only go to movies once a year so she’s out of luck. And then, she’ll be all emo, but she won’t have it written on a piece of paper and scanned into the computer like you so that’ll make her feel even more emo. But being married to RPATTZ, you can’t be worrying yourself about stuff like that. You have to worry about improving his sparklibility for the next movie.
Twilight. I tried, I really tried, but the book was just too tame for me! I like sex, violence, violence, and more sex with my vampires please and thank you! I’m a Joe Pitt gal, a True Blood gal, Twilight is for babies!
Although this post had me laughing, a lot, especially with the sparkle part, which I thought was the most ridiculous part of the entire book. I know the author wrote the book for the YA crowd, but really? Sparkling? Anyway! You are funny and I enjoyed reading this entry :)
OH P.S. It is ONE MONTH EXACTLY til your book release!!!!!!!!
I saw it last night and would comment on a few details myself, but I was so horribly distracted by the SCREAMING teenagers throughout the entire movie that I’m having a hard time separating the movie from the experience of seeing the movie with hundreds of orgasmic 13- and 14-year-olds. I think more Twimoms needed to attend just to hold their daughters down in their seats when Edward, Carlisle (bad, bad makeup… I wasn’t so distracted not to notice that, although, yeah, he was pretty delicious), Jasper (what was with their love of him? That wide-eyed look freaked me out a little), and James (the screams died down after a while for him at least) came onto the screen.
I’ll for sure see “New Moon” when it comes out, but it won’t be in a theater. Like you, I get really annoyed when people don’t react to every scene like I think they should (though our theater did laugh when Bella fell; you’d've been proud). And screaming every 2 minutes throughout? Not the appropriate response. At least not out loud.
And they were still screaming *after* the movie: outside, taking pictures of the movie poster, and screaming. No wonder RPATTZ is scared. (And, by the way, how adorable was he when he let go of the emo and was happy with Bella? Putting his arm around her at school since he was already going to hell? Jumping on her truck and popping out the dent? Cute!)
I guess I commented on a few details in spite of the echoing screams in my head, huh?
Courtney–
LMAO — I couldn’t agree more. Carisle–Stone. Fox. (g)
My friend and I got shushed for “inappropriate” laughing, too. The movie was great fun, but yeah, there were some seriously painful moments. There was nothing to do but laugh or cry. I chose to giggle incessantly.
The sparkle reveal??? WTF was that?? Talk about a Wah Wah Wah moment. My friend, who has never read the books and only consented to go to the MIDNIGHT showing with me because…well, I begged…(talk about a fan! Top that, I say. Not many people would trudge out at midnight and throw themselves into a throng of very rabid tweens who were all hopped up on Mt. Dew) was like..wtf was that??? LOL. Exactly.
I thought the baseball scene was a bit disappointing (well, the fight scene afterwards) — only because the positions they got into looked rather painful…and their growly faces didn’t scare me one bit.
Anyway — it was good fun, overall. Glad you’re getting the next book. Can’t wait to hear your thoughts on it!
Jen
EPIC indeed. I hope there are no remnants of burning face left over from the sparkles!
Oh where to begin??? What a hilarious and comprehensive post! First of all, so unusual to find another non-celly girl– yay for going incommunicado– (it’s not like we’re waiting for organ transplants right?)
Your notes remind of the ones one I made in the car driving fri w/o looking at the ppr, which had hubby’s hardware store list on it too. Thanks for the visuals.
Too bad about * factor, can’t wait to check out Carlisle, and too bad about KS too, because I thought she’d be perfect to play my MC, and maybe she would- at the beginning where she’s all shut down and traumatized by a million ghosts in her face all the time, but, there has to be more.
Can’t wait to see how they handle Jacob– who gets exponentially hotter in subsequent books btw– you may “go wolf” yet. Fight scene does look like it’ll be the highlight.
You are HYSTERICAL.
Wow. That was an epic post. “a manic depressive virgin who hated himself”….that’s good.
I probably should not have read this, because while I was supposed to go and see the movie today with 60 15-17 year old girls, I ended up having tea and stale digestive biscuits with an 83 year old and her pomeranian instead. Hmmmmmmm…
But I’m still stoked to go.
Manic Depressive Virgin….that’s really funny.
Hilarious commentary, Courtney! Totally agree with you on the sparkles failure. Like, wth??
I’ll have to come back to this post once I’ve seen the movie. :-)
Annika: Seriously, people falling down is hilarious. I question people who cannot fully appreciate the hilarity of PEOPLE FALLING DOWN. I haven’t seen the The Royal Tennenbaums, but if someone falls down in it, I am so there.
Emily: Ooh! Maybe it IS a Canadian movie theatre thing. I never considered this. Hmm. ~*CARLISLE*~ WAS SO HAWT. S’s secret is safe with me and all the people that read this blog. I was so surprised to dig him, because the promo pictures were pretty yawn. I was like, srsly? But then he walked onscreen and I was like omg. When he stood next to Edward, I didn’t know which way to look. I will say one thing for Jasper… I would have that look on my face if I had to go to high school for eternity too. God, that is horrible. AND MY SISTER SO LIKES TO BURN ME WHAT IS UP WITH THAT.
Little Willow: Thank you. :) And you know. Wearing ~*sparkles*~ is acceptable for any occassion! People need to do it more.
Briony: Eee, thank you CP. I hope you totally got the chance to say EPIC SPARKLE FAIL at someone. Omg.
starrynite: awww, shucks. I can’t WAIT until you see it. You must must must tell me what you think of it!
HB: I am lulzing so hard over your comment. That Twimom is totally going to rue the day she turned around and realized she was (O_O) at ~*RPATTZ’s*~ wife. But you’re right. These are inconsequential matters when sparklibility is on the line! Now that New Moon has been greenlit, we are all going to have to have a discussion with Summit Entertainment about their Epic Sparkle Fail and how they need to ramp it up.
ula: hee–I can see how it would be. Twilight is basically a romance with vampires and not a vampire romance. THE SPARKLES ARE FANTASTIC. I was so disappointed they played them down in the move. Boo. But I’m glad you dug the entry. And eee! Omg, you sent me into sweaty palms with the one month reminder. Aack! omgomg. PS: you totally need to get on the twitter train more, bb.
Bobbie: oh. my. god. I totally lucked out–we had a relatively quiet theatre (people laughed at the funny bits etc). You have my sympathies. Also that the screaming continued AFTER the show! That’s a lot of screaming. I took Tylenol before I left the house because I wondered if I’d be in a screamy situation and was thankful not to be. I don’t get why people would scream for James at all though. He is SO SKEEVY! The ponytail, the open shirt. The homicidal fantasies! It’s like… maybe screams of horror, I could totally understand. I am jealous of your theatre laughing when Bella fell, though, even if they were all screamers. I felt totally abandoned! Hee. The scene at school with Edward in the Rockstar glasses and putting his arm around Bella + undenting her truck were totally cute.
Jen: I can’t believe there is such a thing as ‘inappropriate’ laughing at Twilight! Nuts to our shushers. And the sparkle reveal was a TOTAL Wah Wah Wah moment, oh my God. I can’t believe you went to the Midnight showing. That is TOTAL commitment. But did you burn your face off with sparkles? Because… that’s the extra step. ;) I was surprised by how much I liked the baseball scene. But I totally agree with you–the growly faces were not scary at all. They just provided more lulz. Thanks for commenting!
shabbygeek: they burned my face off! I have no face! ;)
pseudosu: non-celly ppl represent! Yeah, I was totally disappointed by KS… I just wanted some… wide-eyedness! Her exclamations were so flat and lifeless and I guess if she was playing a vampire I could totally get behind that but she wasn’t, so. Boo. Carlisle is so hot in action, you totally won’t be disappointed. But I swear… I WILL NEVAH GO WOLF! NEVAH!
nova: merci! :D
Carol Anne: Hee–RPATTZ said in an interview that he tried to play it that way. It was the most hilarious thing he ever said, it was something like, “I decided to play him like a manic depressive who hated himself. Plus, he’s a 119 year old virgin so there’s some issues there.” Or something like that and that is EXACTLY how he played Edward and I seriously couldn’t imagine it done better. Totally funny. You’ll have to tell me what you think of it when you see it! Sorry you missed out on it today, but it sounds like you had an interestingish day nonetheless!
Sarah: Thank you! And I am glad I am not alone on this massive sparkle disappointment. They should’ve blown the CGI budget on it! Edward should have been BLINDING!
Angela: I can’t wait to hear your thoughts on it when you see it. :)
That would probably explain why I did not dig the book – I am the least romantic person on this planet. I’m like an eleven year old boy – romance? OMG EWWWWWWWWWW COOTIES. Hahaha :) twitter! Goodness, I don’t know if I can get on that but I can try JUST FOR YOU. I hope I can remember my password! OH AND! Robert Pattinson is playing Dali in a film and I AM SO EXCITED because he really IS a Stone Cold Fox (all caps!). If I were to see the Twilight movie it would be JUST for RPattz because of those lips and swoopy eyes ooooo mmmm gggggg.
This is the best movie review ever! Every other paragraph I had something I wanted to comment on! I am totally making hubby read it (I can’t decide if he should read it before or after the movie). If he reads this, he might actually not hate me too much for making him see the movie (which he is totally dreading going to see, BTW).
I would never go to see Twilight or Harry Potter or any other big film, for that matter, on opening weekend. In NYC, that’s just suicide, especially if screaming teenagers are involved. (Did you see RPATZ and KS on the Today show when they went outside? That’s what I’m talking about.)
Can’t wait to see the movie after reading your review. Probably won’t be next weekend either. Maybe we could go Thursday when everyone else is at the parade …
I’ll wait until after you’ve read New Moon to comment on that, but I’ll be interested to see what you think about it.
Stephanie
p.s. The owl is probably because he was in Harry Potter, at least that’s my guess.
ula: hee! yeah it’s totally all about Edward and Bella’s great sparkly love and how they can’t have great sparkly sex, basically. DEFINITE COOTIE ALERT! AND I AM SO THRILLED YOU ARE GIVING THE TWITTER A SECOND TRY. IT MAKES MY HEART HAPPY. <3 Dude, I had no idea about ~*RPATTZ*~ as Dali!!! That sounds freaking awesome.
sruble: eeee! thank you! I hope when you and your hubby see it you really like it–you must let me know what you think! even if he’s dreading going, I think he’ll get a kick out of it. I definitely did. I cannot IMAGINE seeing Twilight on opening weekend in NYC, omg. I say the line was really long when we left but that’s rural Ontario long. If I saw a NY line, I would faint. Anyway, def. lemme know what you think when you see it!
I saw it. I will have comments for you later … I might even do a whole post on it. ;)
Oh WOW EPIC!!!!! Guess what- real life Twimom here! And a non-cellphone Twimom! Who took not one but TWO 14 YEAR OLD GIRLS to see the movie on OPENING NIGHT! I’m freakin insane! It was AWESOME! I didn’t wear sparkles though, since I thought Edward would sparkle enough for me. And then when he sparkled there was twinkly music and I snickered so hard I thought I’d bust a gut.
I have never loved RPATTZ so much. I’m converted because of him and I’ve always, after all 4 books, been more of a wolf woman. (Cold & controlling vs big hot & funny? Sold!) I thought KS was right on, actually, but I may have been swayed by her totally chic hick wardrobe. I’m like that with clothes. Plus I have hair like that. I only bother combing it so critters don’t move in and make nests.
I want to see it again but I know I’ll never get my 12 year old son to see it (“When did vampires get so EMO?? They used to kill people and now they’re all kissy and lame!) Or my husband… can’t imagine dragging a 6′ 250 lb long haired bearded guy to see Twilight, but hot damn, that’d be funny, eh?!
This review was so funny I giggled all the way through it. I’d see a movie with you. Heck we’re both in Ontario, you can’t be more than a 20 hour drive away, haha. I wonder if I can drag my sister to see it…
Sruble: Eee! Can’t wait!
Heidi: A real live Twimom?!!!! Welcome to my blog! Hats of to you for braving opening night–I can’t even IMAGINE doing that!! But I bet the memories will be forever. I am so glad I am not the only one that laughed so hard at the twinkly music. Best ever. Is it bad that everytime someone says they aren’t big on RPATTZ I’m just like YES, MORE FOR ME! Hee. One day there will have to be this massive Ontario Twilight movie showing and we can both laugh at the sparkling, twinkling music. ;)
Um, I heart you. I just bought your book, too, and I’m looking forward to reading it.
I posted my review. It’s not nearly as fun as yours is, but it’s almost as long!
Next Twilight movie I’m totally coming to Canada to see it with you so it will be more fun ;)
Faith: Aaah! Thank you so much. You’ve made my day!
Sruble: I LOVED your review. We totally must watch New Moon together, and if not New Moon, Eclipse. Hilarity will ensue both on and offscreen!
I would love to watch New Moon with you! We could watch Twilight on DVD before we go to New Moon too :) BTW, I bought the Twilight soundtrack (it was on sale for $10 and I wanted to hear the RPattz song).
Can’t wait to hear what you think about New Moon after you read it …
Or wait, did you already read New Moon and are new reading Eclipse? I R Confuzzled.
Ooh! I am totes getting the soundtrack & the score. I admit, I lurve it. And I haven’t read Eclipse, but I’ve read about Eclipse. Still working on New Moon. Sorry for the confuzzlement!!! :D
No worries :)
I took my sister as her birthday gift because I like giving people things they don’t want for their birthdays.
Okay.. That’s just uncanny. I did the exact same thing.
Hee! I think it’s safe to say we’re both awesome sisters.