So the Black Christmas remake? Saw it. Total horror-kitsch. We are talking ridiculously exaggerated music cues and acting, quirky camera angles and cut-tos, gorey cartoon sound effects to complement the overtly gratuitous enough-with-the-eyeballs-already murder scenes–SQUIRT, SPLAT, SQUISH!–and one actress made up to look like some kinda Bette Davis/Joan Crawford hybrid. It doesn’t take itself seriously in the slightest, pokes fun … Read More
The teaser-trailer for the remake of Black Christmas just offends every piece of my soul. It’s almost like that time I was talking to this guy who said, “I haven’t seen a really good horror movie since The Blair Witch 2.” But worse.